The Anti-Elf Anthem
Performed by: Janna Oakfellow-Pushee
Of all the races in the Realms, I must saaaaaay
Place/Gathering : unknown Date: unknown Original by/Sung to: The Anti-Elf Anthem (WoW), by Oxhorn Productions That my least favorite race is the elf I'd rather have lunch with a Bedlam Boi than to spend one moment with an elf I'd rather go and watch the Darkwinds dance than to toast to an elf's health They're weird and bitch-y and all too whine-y and of this you must be sure That elves are the sickliest things around, and sadly there's no cure. Oh... oh... oh... oh! (4 part harmony) Stay away from those crooked elves! Neither men or women and they smell like hell So if you would take my sound advice keep a distance of at least eight feet! I'd rather go fishing with Tabitha than to go on a date with an elf I'd rather go swimming up through Blood Falls then boating with an ugly elf Their voices are fem (even when they're really men!) and their bodies are devoid of hair And so I'm sure you can understand why they give me such a scare! Oh... oh... oh... oh! (4 part harmony) Stay away from those crooked elves! Neither men or women and they smell like hell So if you would take my sound advice keep a distance of at least eight feet! Against my better judgement(ent, ent, ent) I once went drinking with some elves They stole my gold and mocked my garb and made the tavern smell of lavender and rain-kissed leaves; such hated smells they be... So I went and drowned them in the Lost Lake, and bought the bar a round on me! (HA HA HA!) Oh... oh... oh... oh! (4 part harmony) Stay away from those crooked elves! Neither men or women and they smell like hell So if you would take my sound advice keep a distance of at least eight feet! |
Created by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee
at 12-21-09 04:59 PM
Last Modified by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 12-19-11 02:09 PM
Last Modified by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 12-19-11 02:09 PM