The Effect of a Night Quest
Performed by: Sir Iawen Penn
Come out, you Realmsies, don't hesitate
Place/Gathering : Uncle Cecil's Crazy Tavern Date: Dec 19th, 1009 Original by/Sung to: Only the Good Die Young, by Billy Joel though the usual night quests start too late I heard a funky rumor we're goin' through a gate It sounds like it could be fun... Well, they showed me a portal but told me to stay Like hell; I'm bored! I'll go anyway Aw, but they never told me the price that I'd pay We quest 'til the last one's done..... But that's what makes night quests fun! Smokin' the drow That's what makes night quessssts fun! That's what makes night quests fun! You might have heard Demons are a dangerous crowd Shadows ain't pretty, Constructs ain't proud Banshees might be wailing a bit too loud Aw, and that's gonna hurt someone... So come on, you Realmsies, show me a sign Throw magic missiles, or cast your DI This circle of rope you're hiding behind only lasts 'til the rising sun... But that's what makes night quests fun! Whackin' UnDead That's what makes night quessssts fun! That's what makes night quests fun! We gotta go get Tetch! Grab the party and get confirmation Oooh, and a magic sword We'll sack it to their lord Don't you tell me they didn't give you quite enough information They didn't count on me Reading all of Tetch's History (God that's long) They say Summerlands are for heroes; it's true So long as a sweet song is about you I'd rather sing to the living than try to fight Blue Into the dark I'll run... But that's what makes night quests fun! Pickin' up swords! That's what makes night quessssts fun! That's what makes night quests fun! In the morning you can tell me that we couldn't get ev'ry-one out Aww you better cast your spells Because tonight we're going back to Hell! (No, for reals) Come out come out come out you Realmsies, don't make me wait, What's the reason these damn things start so late? Read the site time; commit it to the fates We're fighting til' we see the sun... 'Cause that's what makes night quests fun! I'm tellin' ya, newbie 'Cause that's what makes night questsssss fun That's what makes night quests fun Toss me the shiellllld So that we don't dieeee young Read from the ruuuuuuuunes So we call this quest done! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo... |
Created by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee
at 12-21-09 04:05 PM
Last Modified by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 12-21-09 04:05 PM
Last Modified by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 12-21-09 04:05 PM