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Re: Your Light

Performed by: yet to be performed...it's been said a BSG member wrote it to be a ass.
Place/Gathering : Chimeron, found in the White Rowan Bandit hide-out
Date: Decmber 2nd, 2008
Original by/Sung to: The tune is Re: Your Brains, by Jonathan Coulton
Hello Rel, its Mab from the first age long ago
Good to see you lover, howve you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that Im in Bedlam now
I really wish youd let me in
I think I speak for all of you when I say I understand
Why adventurers don't wish to submit to my demand
But heres an FYI: youre all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is snuff your light
Were not unreasonable, I mean, no ones gonna eat your brains
All we want to do is snuff your light
Were at an impasse here; promise that you won't feel pain:
If you just put down your wards
Well all come inside and snuff your light

I dont want to nitpick, Rel, but is this really your plan?
To spend their whole life sealed inside...that's nice.
Maybe thats OK for now but someday theyll be out of food and blue
Who will make the sacrifice?
I know I haven't held you in my arms for quite a while
I kind of wish you hadn't dropped the ball on poor Argyll
But Rel, now don't you cry, 'cause you're all going to die quickly

All we want to do is snuff your light
Were not unreasonable, I mean, no ones gonna eat your brains
All we want to do is snuff your light
Were at an impasse here; promise that you won't feel pain:
If you just put down your wards
Well all come inside and snuff your light

Id like to help you Rel, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way youre working for me
Im not a monster Rel, well, technically I am
I guess I am...

Got another siege, Rel, maybe we can wrap this up
I know well get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I will call off all the Bois who are beating down the Hedge
I guess well table this for now
Im glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know were all busy as Hell
And well put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is snuff your light
Were not unreasonable, I mean, no ones gonna eat your brains
All we want to do is snuff your light
Were at an impasse here; promise that you won't feel pain:
If you just put down your wards
Well all come inside and snuff your light
Created by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 02-23-09 02:15 PM
Last Modified by Janna Oakfellow-Pushee at 03-01-11 01:53 PM